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Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Pistol Packing Moms

Why couldn't they just dial 911? These days in MD these women would be charged with felony assault
and probably hate crime and the jackasses they caught would sue them. Oh I forgot we no longer live in a country ruled by law. Its now a country ruled by the whim of the ruling elite.

Housewives Holding Weapons
Original caption: Packing Mamas Round Up Marauders. Viers Mill Village, MD. : Pistol-packing mamas of Viers Mill Village, Washington D.C., suburb, terrorized by night marauders for 3 weeks, rounded up four men in gun-fire studded chase early today. Wielding rifles, pistols, knives and baseball bats, the aroused housewives had the intruders begging for mercy when police reached the battlefield. Shown (L-R): Mrs. Mary Schultz, holding a .45; Mrs. Doris Young, carrying a butcher knife; Mrs. Martha Newell with rifle, and Mrs. Warren Leigh, wielding a baseball bat.
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DATE PHOTOGRAPHED
July 06, 1950

WTH????

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2727626/posts

What the Hell is it with you rappers, ganstas and certain types of black
people in general? Are you so stupid you can't see where this is going or
are you like the islamic fundamentalist and want to bring on the apocalypse
as soon as possible?
I stood up for you guys for the last four decades because like most white people
in America I thought you got a bum deal from birth but if you are going to act this
way, not anymore. You are on your own. Pity, fourty years of a free ride is about
over and you won't have anyone left to blame but yourselves. Oh yeah I forgot, and
Obama.

From Meccania to Atlantis - Part 1: The March of the Body Snatchers | The Brussels Journal

From Meccania to Atlantis - Part 1: The March of the Body Snatchers | The Brussels Journal: "Keeping Lenin in mind, what are people like us to do? Here are one man’s answers, based on years of acquaintanceship with “people like us” in a dozen countries over many years. To begin with, who are “we”?"

Why Liberalism is a Reactionary Ideology

Why Liberalism is a Reactionary Ideology

AmericanMercenary: Jet Planes and Helicopters, how irregular forces negate air power

AmericanMercenary: Jet Planes and Helicopters, how irregular forces negate air power

Sultan Knish a blog by Daniel Greenfield

Sultan Knish a blog by Daniel Greenfield

Immemorial

Immemorial

The Arctic Patriot: Rant *On*. Choke on Your Memorial Day, America.

The Arctic Patriot: Rant *On*. Choke on Your Memorial Day, America.: "I am completely unable to get Jose Guerena's murder out of my head. Maybe it's because I know I too respond to unknown situations in my ho..."

Jose Guerena

http://newmexico.watchdog.org/7316/video-of-the-swat-team-raid-that-killed-iraq-war-vet/

Is this what Janet Napolitano was talking about when she warned that returning War on Terror
vets were a threat to US domestic security? Is this how the next US civil war starts because
the left starts aiming civil police and military units at war veterans and conservatives?

Saturday, May 28, 2011

Country Behind a Mask

http://jadedhaven.wordpress.com/

I don’t know what my country is anymore.
I still know some of the people, intelligent folks who’ve resisted the quixotic temptations offered by competing brands of simplistic political rhetoric, but I no longer recognize my government.
I’m sure the myth I swallowed during my youthful indoctrination of American Exceptionalism was verging towards complete rot by the time I hit kindergarten, but I bought the fable and believed it with all of my heart for most of my life

Girl shot in head by Taliban

http://waronterrornews.typepad.com/home/2011/04/sf-medic-saves-girl-shot-in-head-by-taliban.html

Monday, May 16, 2011

SecondAmendmentTaskForce.com_Ground_Combat_Videos

SecondAmendmentTaskForce.com_Ground_Combat_Videos

These men are in harms way every day voluntarily for YOU!
They bleed so you don't have to face another 9/11

Can you Survive?

http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=90947
To some, the term "survivalist" conjures images of camouflage-clad men stockpiling freeze-dried food in a mountain cabin, but in the current economic crisis, the people quietly preparing to survive catastrophe may just be your next-door neighbors.
In his column in last month's Financial Times, business andtechnologyexpert Ade McCormack writes, "The world is in crisis and with it the world of business. Many of us have two plans. Plan A involves President Barack Obama performing some economic magic. Plan B involves a revolver, a vegetable patch and a subscription to Survivalist Monthly."


Read more:Can you survive economic crisis?http://www.wnd.com/?pageId=90947#ixzz1MVX4O6OF

Monday, May 9, 2011

Postcard from Paradise

This New Roommate is Driving Me Nuts


by Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi
Former Senior VP, Al-Qaeda In Iraq
Yo brosephus, what's crackalackin' with the booty smackin'? Longtime no fatwa. Like what's it been, 5 years? Yeah, I know, I got a whole inbox full of emails from you infidel fags all like, "yo Zark, holla at a playa, how's that paradise shit workin' out witchu?" And by the way, you can stop sending me them stupid LOLgoat pictures, I seen 'em all. Listen chump, Zarkman ain't got time for your internet jibber jabber, or twitter twatter, or whatever that latest earth shit is.  And stop asking me to friend you up on FagBook to play MafiaWars or Cowville and all that gayass computer shit. Yo cuzz, Zarkman gots bigger problems.

Let me help you out son: this paradise resort is a straightup kick in the dick. I ain't playin' with you holmes, this shithole is worse than the Ramadi Inn during Taliban convention week. Yeah, I know it's supposed to be Allah's own 5-Diamond eternal reward getaway, peace be upon him, blah blah blah. But for fuck sake, can't he afford to hire a better staff? Look, Zarkman don't like to bitch, but if these fuckers don't give me a room upgrade real soon I got half a mind to drop them a nasty rating on Priceline.

Yeah, I got all the brochures. The all-you-can-eat buffet, the beach volleyball, the 24-hour poontang room service. But every time I ask about it, that fat sunburned asshole desk manager Lou is all like, "oh, I'm sorry Mister Zarqawi, that part of the property is currently under repairs." And then he starts laughing again like some damn idiot and stabs me right in the nutsack with a frickin' pitchfork. Customer service, my ass. Even the fire alarms don't work in this dump.

And don't get me started on their "famous 72-flavor virgin menu." Cuzz, I ain't had no snappa in so long my nards look like a pair of bearded 5-pound plums. Not that I'm experiencing lack of nookie, though. Wordlife cracka, the last 5 years has been one non-stop muthafuckin' prom night. With Zarkman as prom queen. I guess it wouldn't be so bad if my goddamned mystery dates bought me a corsage once in a while. Or if they didn't uses cheese graters as condoms.

So yeah, I guess you could say this paradise shit has not really lived up to expectations. The worst thing is the stankass overcrowding. You'd think shitty word of mouth might slow down business, but every day there's a new dump truck full of fresh shaheeds showing up, courtesy the Great Satan's crusader travel agents. It's the  entertainment high point of my day, watching all them headshot horny dumbass noobs asking for their free cooch, right before the resort counselors march them to the flaming cesspit for their orientation session. And that's another thing. Come on Allah - flaming cesspits in paradise? Srsly?

Where was I - yeah, the overcrowding. Instead of finding vacancies in some other resort for all these overbooked new assholes, you know what the management does? They fucking make us room up with them, even though the contract specifically says "private accomodations w/ shared foot washing facilities." For reals, just the other day even I got a new roommate. On Tuesday the bellhop let him into the room just as I'm cleaning up the sulfur from my AM prom date. So I'm like, "WTF, man? Didn't you see the Do Not Disturb sign?" And the bellhop just gives me the finger with his tail and says, "say hello to your new eternal bunkmate." And then the mouthy little fucker holds out his cloven hoof like I'm supposed to pay him a tip! When I refused the asshole dick-punched me and slammed the cage door.

So I'm bent over from the dick punch, and I look up at the new roomie and he's kind of mumbling quietly. Maybe because half his face was shot off. Big tall muthafucker with a ZZ-Top beard full of seawead and shit, and a swordfish spike through his head. So I'm like, "what you looking at, no-face?" and laid him out with another dick punch.

"You in the top bunk, bitch," I said. Yeah, even in paradise the Zarkman keeps his pimp hand strong.

Even before he could get up off the floor, the camp activities directors came into the room and drug Mumbles off for his "morning calisthenics." Now, mind you, paradise ain't been no Club Med for the Zarkman, but I still wouldn't trade places for Mumbles. For whatever reason the whole staff had decided to make him their special bitch. When they dumped him back in the room it was obvious he'd gotten the whole Round-the-Paradise special - the Yemeni Bow Tie, the Damascus Carwash, the Cairo Bundt Cake, the Bagdhad Chili Dog, the Mecca Brown Sock, you name it. Hell, I been here 5 years and I ain't had half the dance card Mumbles experienced in in his first day.

Good thing Zarkman ain't got that sympathy shit you infidels are cursed with, or I'da missed the best muthafuckin' laff riot I've had since I got to paradise. In fact I was beginning to think my luck was turning around and that Allah had sent me Mumbles as my own personal skit comedy show. But then the stupid fucker starts screaming and crying underneath that facemeat, and the stupid noise starts driving me nuts. So I dickpunched him again, but that only made it worse.

At this point I'd rather get another prom date than another minute of this faceless fuck's crying. So I'm like, "why don't you shut the fuck up bitch, and text me what you got to say." I give him my cell number, and then he whips out his Blackberry and starts texting with his brokeass thumbs.

HLEP ME BROYHER
I AM ISABA BOM LADEM
I HAVE SECREY ESCAOPE PLAM
2 PAKISTAN

"Pakistan? Fuck that shit, Isaba," I said. "That dump is worse than here."

But just then, like fwip-fwip-fwip, a bunch of goddamn Navy SEALs from Team Satan drop in on ropes, superspy style, and I'm like shhhhhhit. Those crazyass muthafuckers tracked us down to paradise, and without a warrant.

And then, to top it all off, my new roommate Isaba grabs me and uses me as a human shield. I mean, WTF dude, that's my move! Didn't make any difference, because right on cue, pa-papp pa-papp, Team Satan double taps the the both of us. And then zwip-zwip-zwip, up the ropes they go again.

Lemmee ask you something, playa. You ever had a .223 full metal jacket migraine? There ain't enough Tylenol in paradise for that shit, even if they had Tylenol in paradise.

So it's been pretty much like that here since Mumbles showed up. Every day, it's calisthenics, fwip-fwip-fwip SEAL time, human shield time, pa-papp pa-pappzwip-zwip-zwip, Excedrin headache #1. Just like that infidel movie of yours, Groundhog Day, except you really don't want to know what they use the groundhogs for. Trust me.

I'd almost be able to take this martyrdom angelhood shit if it wasn't for Mumbles, who is driving me nuts with his stupid faceless crying and stupid escape plans. I keep telling the stupid douchebag, it's a waste of time trying to run from Team Satan. Like they said in another infidel movie: ever time a SEAL rings, an angel brain will sting.

Later haters,

Zarkman

Blue's Blog: Liars....

Blue's Blog: Liars....: "So, Mikey Moore is pissed that obama is lying about the circumstances of Osama's death. Liberals upset with their leader over semantics. T..."

Thursday, May 5, 2011

MESSAGE TO JIHADIS:


Your glorious leader is now fish food, at the bottom of the deep blue sea.

Your Allah may forgive Osama bin Laden; everybody knows it was United States Special Operations who arranged the meeting.
Q: How come they used Seal Team Six instead of Delta to conduct the OBL raid into Pakistan?

A: Simple. They wanted to make sure he wasn't captured alive.

A MAN WALKS INTO A BAR AND ORDERS A BIN LADEN . . .
Bartender asks, "what’s a Bin Laden?"

Man says, "2 shots with a splash of water."

DT Analysis: Bin Laden - Why now? Blogging from Israel on Guns, Security, Defense by DoubleTapper#links#links#links#links#links#links#links

DT Analysis: Bin Laden - Why now? Blogging from Israel on Guns, Security, Defense by DoubleTapper#links#links#links#links#links#links#links